Comment: Re:Steve Jobs (Score 2, Funny) 267
"I have to complain about this moderation."
You're funny!
And I modded him Funny... Oh, Crap....
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"I have to complain about this moderation."
You're funny!
And I modded him Funny... Oh, Crap....
(Which obviously proves satellites cause sea level rise. )
A statement of much gravity!
It would be even worse if we weren't also locking up lots of water from rivers behind dams like the Hoover Dam
Even worse? Like a couple more millimeters! Evacuate NYC!
I think that's a false assumption in any case. We don't save that water forever, we use it somehow and then it continues on in the cycle of water we pump out of the ground. A reservoir only delays waters journey, it does not terminate the process. Once (or if) a reservoir is full the normal volume of outflow for the river needs to resume in some manner or the dam will overtop. If we were to pump the water into the ground (and leave it there forever) that might be different.
Actually, I don't expect that I'll ever need that much computer assistance for my daily shit. Invisible or otherwise.
But... but... HOW will you manage without toilet paper sheet counting and averaging? You will actually have to remember to go buy T.P. instead of having Amazon ship you a case every so often automatically. Also, properly placed sensors can make sure you wipe properly, and then ask if you would like to upload a video of your last "download"...
I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's serious.
It is seriously a joke...
Blind judges can cause problems though:
We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the 27 8x10 colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the 27 8x10 colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the 27 8x10 colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at 27 8x10 colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the 27 8x10 colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.
Sir, you clearly belong on the Group W bench...
Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner.