I was going to say he had a harder view of reality... I too would vote for titties. In fact, depending on camera location and angle they might arrange for some lady to flash the camera every once and awhile*!
*plausible deniability not included

Sir, I object to your use of the term "speculation"!
Here, we do "rampant, mostly uninformed speculation*"!
* Of course, that's just a guess on my part...

I am an insensitive clod, you insensitive clod!

When a binary and an analog love each other, that's all that matters.
How they compile in the privacy of their home is no ones business.
And soon you may hear the pitter patter of little dependencies...

Your CPU's obsolete
Because of some skinny sheet
Of Graphene!

Don't know why
Don't know why
Don't know why
Graphene!

When your job ain't no fun
Turn a zero to one
With Graphene!

Don't know why
Don't know why
Don't know why
Graphene!

Apologies to Eric Clapton...

A hot looking Babe form Tau Ceti,
Stopped by so she could hump a Yeti.
They humped all night long,
While she sang a great song,
The words of which, the Yeti, forgetti
Burma Shave

All mice start out raw flesh (with a bit of bone, fur, etc.), so... are you cooking your dead mice? If you visit a pet store you can feed your snake live raw mouse flesh... get a breeding pair and save money. One tip, put the mouse habitat out of sight of the snake habitat... mice get nervous pretty easily.

People drove in black and white for years... watch an old movie...
Signal meaning can be interpreted by position, color blind people drive just fine.

And we can be thankful for that! Otherwise we'd end up having brunch with some asshat who wants his eggs "unboiled three minutes, served with bearnaise sauce on the side and two slices of sour dough bread toasted to be crisp but not darkened"... and you end up wondering are they going to spit in everyone's food or just his?

I thought that was called "The Stranger"...
or was that just right handed people using their left hands?

They are thinking that there is a total vacuum in the "Magical Smart Phone OS" category...

Increasing the amount of miles you drive on a daily basis will alter the odds you will be in an accident. Being a for hire service makes the odds of a lawsuit higher. So, more time in traffic, more passengers of unknown temperament expecting commercial quality service and protection, no mandated maintenance or inspections. I would expect commercial insurance and drivers license to be a minimum in every state.
My insurance went up when I reported increasing my miles per year, and I don't have a passenger that will sue on board... I'd also bet there will now be language in your insurance policy that voids all but minimum coverage if you use the vehicle for commercial gain without having previously reported that fact to your insurer. If they write a policy, the type use of the vehicle is stated in the policy, mine has been for years. Non-commercial, no other drivers, under 12,500 miles annually... all in black and white...
I wonder if Uber drivers insurance policies are already actually void due to fine print.

I agree, let Jar Jar have a shot at it...
Mesa has great plot lines and also no stinkowiff dialog! Wesa all gonnna be wich!

I'm working on an app that changes the text input cursor blink rate if your turn signal is on for more than twenty seconds... helps maintain the illusion of driver attentiveness. I have a couple more features to work out (shoe and bicycle part recognition mostly) and then I'll be calling the app "Oh Crap What Did I Just Hit?" Now if I can just tie into the cars backup cam for a screen grab after crashing sounds...

And it will be as soon as a few lawmakers get glassed out of office via a Youtube scandal...
BTW dibs on the use of "Glassed" as a voyeurism type verb!