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Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 1) 676

OK, you're going to stick to the notion that the number of Google search results indicates whether or not an assertion is true?

I just searched "God is real" and I got 633,000,000 results, dwarfing every other search in this discussion by a factor of 10. Apparently, Thomas Aquinas could have saved himself a lot of trouble by just waiting until Google was invented.

Please, can we just put aside the notion that the number of search results has any meaning beyond the fact that lots of bloggers, posters and partisans have mentioned it?

Comment Tylenol does nothing (Score 1) 187

I'm curious. Does Tylenol actually do anything for anyone? I've tried it for aches and pains, bruises, sprains and fever and it's never had the least effect.

Ibuprofen, yes, that works. Aspirin works. Other non-steroidal anti-inflammatories, all work to varying degrees. Tylenol? Nothing.

Do any of you use acetaminophen with good results? I know hospitals give it out, but here in the States, hospitals don't really give a shit about patients' pain. They probably just give Tylenol because it has so few contraindications.

Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 1) 676

im lost at what your point was, the numbers seem by coincidence to be completely accurate. Are you saying the opposite should be true?

Holy shit, you're serious. You really believe the number of google search results is an indication of the truth of an assertion. I'm shocked.

OK, here we go: If you google "global warming is real", you get 59,600,000. That's even more than "clinton corrupt" or "bush stupid". so...

I'm glad we can finally shut up the global warming deniers with this irrefutable proof, right? So here's your job: Whenever someone posts on Slashdot saying that global warming is a hoax, I want you to post the exact number of google search results for "global warming is real" and patiently explain to them that this proves that it's real. Do that for me, OK? You will show everyone just how smart conservatives are.

Comment The Plan (Score 1, Funny) 290

OK, here's my idea:

There's an accelerometer in the Apple Watch, right? So, I write an app that plays a yodeling sound whenever the watch shakes. Then, when you jerk off, it sounds like this:

https://youtu.be/vQhqikWnQCU?t...

Come on, you know that would be the all-time Apple Watch killer app. I'm a lazy bastard, so I freely give this idea to any of you app devs who want to run with it. Just give me a shout out in the "about" page.

Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 0) 676

the difference being that they were not running their own servers

No, they were using Google servers. Is that supposed to be better?

but based on those links,

You didn't read those links. Don't lie.

but based on those links, there is a HUGE difference between them and hillary

Yes, one big difference. But I'm not taking gender into account.

Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 1) 676

You think no one voted for "the first black president" just because he was black? Your ignorance is incredible.

There were black candidates before Obama. No, I don't think people voted for him "just" because he was black. If that was the case, Allen West would have been elected president in 2012.

I've stopped believing that a president is still a "national leader". I honestly don't believe the person in the office of the president makes much difference any more. Not as long as the wealthy elite get to vet every major candidate before we even learn their names.

Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 3, Informative) 676

Are we supposed to choose sides here?

That wasn't my point.

I have no love for either. I just objected to the idea that the number of search results has any meaning regarding the truth of a claim.

For example, I'm seeing 43,500,000 search results for "real UFO". Does that mean UFOs are real?

Personally, I would rather not see Hillary Clinton as president.

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