You're American, right?

Am asking, since before going to the US, I've never seen a sauna at less than 90C, yet in the US, I never saw one above 60C.

Since it isn't uncommon to have saunas in the house/apartment in Finland, I fail to see what going to "the fucking spa" has to do with it.

That'll be really difficult as their head's already there.

Because the pateint doesn't believe in medicine. They believe in homeopathy...

Sugar pills will be net zero or net negative because they believe medicine is harmful overall...

And he's part of the Conservative Party instead of the Silly Party?

So thats one "pissed off potential customer", with ca 2 billion remaining potential customers who will never hear about, let alone care about this incident, and thus remain non-pissed-off.

Airship!

I was a bit unclear, sorry - just checked prices earlier today, could get tickets at 43 Euros each way.
Admittedly, there is a limited number of tickets at that price, and they are sold out fairly quickly; if you're ordering tickets for the next couple of weeks, you'll be lucky if you get anywhere near that price.

That said, I fully expect that the mentioned "estimated ticket-price" on the Helsinki-Tallinn line would be for a limited number of tickets, with much more costly options available - this is par-for-the-course on all transport services.

If you can get from downtown Brussels to London (not Luton, Stanstead or similar) either for 30 Euros, or in 30 minutes (your post is a bit ambiguous), then I'd very much like a link.
Traveling in from the outlier airports is not exactly free, or instantaneous, from my experience.

Add to that, the train-ride on Eurostar is more comfortable (can work on laptop, has power-outlet etc), has better service, and less security-theater and hurry-up-and-wait, I'll take the train ca every time.

Note: I just dbl-checked - seems the cheapest train is now 43 Euros one-way, making it 86 Euros return.

Brussels-London, via France, is a 2 hour train-ride, and costs 80 EUR.
What in this specific setup of trains going between Helsinki and Tallinn makes you think it would 2.5x more expensive than that?

There's a mod available to fix that...
(Deadly Reentry)

Military options?

Eff that, I want to see how the US police forces can mess things up with some robotic canines during a SWAT raid.

Why? Probably because he has ears.

Define "better". So very few devices work well for things in the $35 category. You typically have to spend double that for similar gear- and IT isn't any better- they're all bare boards and each have gotchas gallore for their use.

Most people aren't going to shell out $500 or more for the board that accounts for all the possible concerns- which is what you get to pay for someone to have done most of the gotcha removals on the design. Well, unless they're building a system to commercially control an industrial CNC machine or the like...

As a guy from Denmark, let me make one small observation:
If your taxes are "much more complicated" than what we have back home, you're thoroughly screwed.