Arrgh! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Blackbeard Buttonleg writes: Avast! It be the greatest of all holidays yet again, the International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ye' blasted landlubbers mae' nae live ou' the day! Dust of yer be's and bid goodbye to the past tense, fer ye'll not be needing 'em today, ye filthy buggers! If yer a stupid git, ye'll need some help provided by ye masters, Ol' Chumbucket an' Cap'n Slappy! Arrrgh!