The ones who could do that won't come anywhere near Earth until country-western music is eradicated here. That causes them to experience spontaneous cerebral detonation. (Ack-ackackack!)

Prepare to be targeted by an angry mob from PETA...

The other PETA, that is... People Eating Tasty Animals.

Could it be an issue of brain size to body mass instead of brain size alone?

We are out of those. However, we can provide plenty of ochre jellies or gray oozes instead. Please roll a save vs. psychic crush.

Not exactly. It was a Hollywolf sign, actually.

I just want to remind everyone who has aspirations of being a memer, to remember to use only the three approved safe poses: Peace Sign, Bunny Ears, or Fake Weiner.

Obligatory Full Metal Jacket link.

But, didn't that chant have a second part as well? I thought it was something like "This one's for women. This one's for tanks. This one shoots bullets. This one shoots blanks."

Did you not get the memo? Due to a clerical error, she ain't there.

Yes, you do. However, they are not the virgins you would be expecting, that is unless you were expecting 300 pound Cheeto-fingered neckbeards.

All I have to say (for now at least) is that these fuckers have earned the Epic Facepalm.

Wha? You are a fan of Smurfette with silicon implants?

Surely the lawyers can at least get breadsticks and beer?

Mmmmm... Ham...

Surely I'm not the only one who thought of the Lorax upon seeing the headline?

"Now I'm offended by this. But I'm gonna eat it!"

Unfortunately, I could not find a suitable YouTube clip of that little quickie to link here.

Well, that's a load of felgercarb. Muffit? Sic 'em!