I'm sure you had the same level of skepticism towards an article published in Rolling Stone last fall.

If you can't find a picture of me online with 30 seconds on the googles, you need to stop eating the paintchips.

Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?

No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.

I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.

Much like the turtles, it's hoaxes all the way down.

Hopefully a Roy, not a Leon.

This is a 'troll'? Somebody must have changed the moderation guidelines again.

No, this is about old stuff, so they are clearly trying to protect Earth Orbit Station.

but he only knew German, Dutch, Italian, and Portuguese.

"only"

Also keep in mind that if you can drive a car from the 50ties, you can drive one built in 2015, and inversely. Safely.