awful, awful printers. we have a HP multifunction copier that takes 5-7 minutes or more to start up and self test, and if the self test finds a jam the entire process has to be restarted after clearing the jam.
and it's a piece of shit that jams all the time.
every other machine starts up in a reasonable amount of time, the old Laniers are ready in a minute or less from a cold start, and if they jam the self test takes seconds. the shitty new kyoceras start in about 2 minutes and don't self test, if there is a jam you will find out the first time you use it. the shitty little xerox soho machines (why the fuck did we get those, we buy paper by the pallet what good is a copier that uses toners the size of a beer can.)