1. iPad Man, for not actually paying attention to his surroundings.

2. Airport security (obviously) for freaking out over the oblivious iPad Man.

How is this different from Microsoft and bundling IE?

No thanks. Even the basic functionality of what a 'phone' should do has decreased in quality. Greatly
We've gone from "So clear you can hear a pin drop" to "Can you hear me now?!?"

Which leads to the current misconception of the word 'drone'. It seems, currently, anything that does not look like a traditional RC airplane (Cessna 172) is called a 'drone'. No matter how it is guided.

"What can we include to meet a specific price point?" In this case, $200.
If that means Feature A (total GB) has to suffer to include Feature B (NFC)....so be it.

Oregon? The state which is on the forefront of considering and testing a GPS based mileage tax?
http://economics.about.com/od/taxesandeconomicgrowth/a/mileage_tax.htm
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/will-you-have-to-pay-a-tax-for-every-mile-you-travel/

Conspiracy to commit a crime has been illegal for a very long time.

You gain some extra time out of him each day because he doesn't have to commute

No, they don't. At least my organization doesn't. My workday starts at xx:30, and ends at yy:zz. Whether I am telecommuting or not.

Excoriated?
"All extended missions were rated higher than "Good""

You've been lucky. DNC or not, they do not care. They just cycle through every possible number in an area code, and when someone answers, the spiel starts.

A few years ago, it was the car warranty scam. Landline, cell, DNC list....does not matter. Recently, home security scams. I got 2 yesterday. 1 on the landline DNC'd number, one on the cell.

I'm just waiting for one of these virus calls, so I can screw with him.

So where do we go to find the actual "list of exposed credentials" ?

Box of strike anywhere kitchen matches, a roll of masking tape.
Cut the heads off the matches, roll it up into a ball of masking tape.

Throw and run.

Fun, when you're a preteen...:)

Remember steel soda cans? Those could be stacked to make tennis ball cannons, fueled by lighter fluid. You could also soak the tennis balls in lighter fluid, ignite them, and play fireball hockey.

That was really cool, until the flaming ball rolls under the neighbors car.
"Do we get it, do we run?"

If we go get it, and it blows up, we're dead.
If we run and it blows up, they'll know it was us, and our dads will actually kill us.

oh, the things that go through the 11 year old mind.

Similarly, ship to shore bottle rocket wars. Speedboat in the river, shooting bottle rockets back and forth.

F-14's. not -15's. And the Iranian gov at the time, the Shah, had no thought of the US discontinuing support.

Only using it, because my 13 year old pickup truck got totaled last year. By some idiot on one o' them newfangled phone-text thingies.
Seriously.