Fuck drones. Gundams are coming!

This is the first I've heard of it. Unfortunately, I think I should leave it that way.

I just don't think I can take the risk of that kind of heartbreak right now...

Maybe it's nicotine withdrawal, but that just made me think "Juffo-Wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action ensues."

Might want to go easy on the self-righteousness there, MS Security Engineer AC. Just because the FUD is bullshit doesn't mean that the whole idea isn't a massive "painstakingly designed" misfeature that should never have seen the light of day.

What? I... wait...

Are you fucking with us?

Until I started chatting regularly with some gamer buddies in the UK, yes, it sounded rather odd. I dealt with it the same way you do. :)

fopen() -> fjopen() but fclose()->jfclose()?

Rasmus, is that you?

Might be because these things are only comparable if you've got the intellectual capacity of a moth.

Old CRT TVs used to drive me freaking nuts with that.

More importantly, can we get an "Undo Post" on Slashdot for when we accidentally say something we regret?

Better yet, how about a collective "Undo Submit" to rescind articles that everyone agrees the editors should never have allowed through?

Which category does the "why the hell does that even work" code fall into?