Comment Solution for them (Score 2) 275
Go live in a cave!
It came to me in a dream; God spoke to me, she said "those that are offended should go live in a cave, ascetic lifestyle, ftw"
"But lord, are you saying they're righteous?" I countered
"Not at all," she replied "this way those who won't do as I wish won't screw it up for the rest of you living in the 21st century."
I know you don't believe me, but may God smite the earth and destroy it, RIGHT NOW, if I am wrong!
See? Nothing happened, therefore I am God's messenger!