the internet _is_ anarchy, following only the rules of TCP/IP and DNS. i wish the jackbooted thugs of government would just STFU and do something useful for a change.

I'm feeling pretty good about having quit Facebook. It's more difficult for them to track me if I'm not a participant.

How do I commercially gain from protecting the forest from human abuse / misuse?

want to clear the terrorists our of cities? then do the unspeakable

now i'm scared

If we started air-dropping Ebola victims over Chinese cities.

I don't care how expensive their new computers are, they're still loaded with Windows 8, 8.1, 9... versions of Windows that nobody wants but Satya Nadella.

Just wait until you can trade 3d designs of Warhammer 40k armies and print them out assembled for a lower cost than buying them in stores. Having the ability to print D&D & pathfinder miniatures for pennies worth of plastic instead of $4-$30 retail cost will be nice. Reaper Bones may not have as long a lifespan as their lead and pewter predecessors.

When performing maintenance on Sundays, don't turn off passwords for your entire userbase, DROPBOX.

Bonus tip:
Hiring Condoleeza Rice told me everything I need to know about you jackasses. If I want to use cloud storage, every other vendor in the world doesn't employ war criminals. So it's easy to choose a vendor who doesn't upset my conscious.

assmonkeys

Is it wrong for me to tell a coworker "Nice dress" or "Cool tie"?

some people misinterpret compliments as sexual harassment, and that's just plain dumb.

Nerd: Look at the terrible NFL and how they treat women.
Woman: ORLY?

A stunning tribute to the arabs who came before ISIS, who invented things like the number ZERO, would be for the US and other nations to allow ISIS to "prosper" for the next several years. We could then turn our military budgets into school budgets to increase our own kids' knowledge in math and the sciences. Let facts be our guide.

i doubt Nadella will fix the biggest problem at Microsoft: high licensing fees.

well we can just scale that up and apply the results to millions of farm workers worldwide (not)

this is such a small pool of tested people that the results cannot be applied beyond that specific group.

I took 1 cobol class and have been consistently under-earning my peers by $20k/year. Alas, I'm a Network/Server/project manager and not a coder.