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Comment: Pro Tip: (Score 1, Flamebait) 24

by jsepeta (#47950463) Attached to: Dropbox and Google Want To Make Open Source Security Tools Easy To Use

When performing maintenance on Sundays, don't turn off passwords for your entire userbase, DROPBOX.

Bonus tip:
Hiring Condoleeza Rice told me everything I need to know about you jackasses. If I want to use cloud storage, every other vendor in the world doesn't employ war criminals. So it's easy to choose a vendor who doesn't upset my conscious.

assmonkeys

Comment: Please Let the Caliphate Flourish! (Score 1) 949

by jsepeta (#47929803) Attached to: ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children

A stunning tribute to the arabs who came before ISIS, who invented things like the number ZERO, would be for the US and other nations to allow ISIS to "prosper" for the next several years. We could then turn our military budgets into school budgets to increase our own kids' knowledge in math and the sciences. Let facts be our guide.

Comment: correction: 1 OS to FAIL them all (Score 1) 352

by jsepeta (#47885193) Attached to: Microsoft Killing Off Windows Phone Brand Name In Favor of Just Windows

Apple has already proven that one size does not fit all when it comes to operating systems by demonstrating the performance benefits of right-sizing an OS for a hardware platform. Microsoft seconded this notion with Windows 8, stuffing a touch-based OS into a zillion pc's without touch screens. Alas, they're still a couple of dimes short of a dollar, and are pushing a one-size-fits-all solution that pretty much everyone else agrees is a terrible idea.

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.

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