there's already too many people for the planet to support. Leading-edge companies should be paying bonuses to employees for NOT having kids.
that is all
as Wendy Williams pointed out, J-Law's thought this out all wrong. Your boyfriend is going to look at nude photos of you AND he's going to look at porn. You're not so special, sweetie.
Hopefully at some point in time the FBI will realize that their mission shouldn't be to protect corporate rights, but to protect rights for the individual citizens.
yes i'm 46 and single but none of the dating sites marketed to me on facebook were credible organizations capable of helping me to find a mate. and no, my penis works fine so spam offering me pills for my dick is just bothersome noise which i tune out.
Comcast recently bragged about hiring a new executive to help fix customer service complaints.
"Complain about our service, lose your job" should be their new ad campaign. I can see it on bus signage.
We need leaders in IT, not followers. Everyone I know from high school who joined the military was a marginal student at best, with a decided lack of intellectual curiosity. Plus a lot of them were pushy assholes. No thanks.
also nobody can take a fucking joke anymore. fat guy getting hit by a bus? HILARIOUS. oh no, we're making fun of fat people now.
That, and crass commericalism. Looney Tunes came out without all that merchandise that modern cartoons now require. Fuck the TMNT, bring back Marvin the Martian.
but octopus is just gross
depression is a terrible fate from which to suffer. only the strong-willed survive, as the weak kill themselves after depression has feasted upon their souls.
bow down before the inventors of the Mouse, the 3.5" floppy, and multimedia features in every computer
From the social network that outlawed breastfeeding comes a new service for helping people track their health records. Christ what a load of bunk.
The Big Mac is more dangerous than Ebola. But no McDonalds CEOs will ever go to prison.
if you are infected with a deadly disease and set foot on an airplane with the intent to leave the country when you should be quarantined, is that a terrorist action?
shit, kids routinely do questionable shit for no goddamned reason at all. if maroney was selling her pix, that would be a whole different story.
this reminds me, instead of getting busted for prostitution, bring a video camera and make a movie. at that point it makes the john an entrepreneur, and the hooker is the "talent"