....

What?

Wow. Comic-book Guy?

Obvious. What are you guys, jocks?

(fwiw, I've used Lightworks quite a bit. It's very similar to old school Final Cut Pro & Express circa ver4/5 (before they started iMovie-fying it))

Lightworks is a fantastic NLE.

http://www.lwks.com/

It's almost as if the OP isn't really aware of how powerful the tools are on Linux. Or maybe isn't that much a power user..

And it's for Linux.

http://www.tracktion.com/

Love my Cube!

This. The decryption keys are tied between console and drive at the factory (started w/ the 360 iirc, there's a lengthy process involving firmware dump you have to go through if you want to swap out a failing 360 dvd drive and have it still read game discs).

Not sure which but one of the console manufacturers used to spin their discs backwards.

I am submitting a FOIA request to get that anal probe data.

The music is from (fairly sure) the movie Sunshine.

Just make sure he doesn't believe that copyrighting his game designs will yield money in the future.

I see Fry narrowing his eyes.

...so they can deny your claim and get you turned into soylent faster! Go future, go!

First 2015 post?

You just shout "SLICE! CHOP! SLICE!" at it and it makes fruit slicing noises and tells you afterwards how well you did. When you're not using it, it quietly keeps a compressed log of human presence information and keyword flags that get sent to Amazon's supercustomers. Just like the Kinect, but no Xbox required. Awesome innovation.