I already read that article. But your grammar is kind of ambiguous so I'm not sure what you're trying to say about it.

People in Kentucky are receiving "ELECTION VIOLATION NOTICE" mailers from Mitch McConnell's campaign that appear to be from the board of elections. "You are at risk of acting on fraudulent information that has been targeted for citizens living in $COUNTY_NAME". You have to open it and read the fine print to realize you won't be arrested for voting.

They aren't making their own payment system. They're basically just giving you a debit card that hits your checking account without asking for a PIN. But that's ok because it can only be used at Wal-Mart, CVS, and Rite Aid? I'm surprised this is even legal.

Yeah! Check it out: http://bit.ly/1zxi6hd

Oh I agree with you totally. I thought my snark was more obvious.

You can add FL to that list too, thanks to Governor Skeletor.) This lady is in NJ, still tests negative, has a temp of 98.6, but Christie still says she's "obviously ill", claiming "she may to be tested for that again because sometimes it takes a little bit longer to make a definitive determination, there's no question the woman is ill, the question is what is her illness." But I doubt the people who voted for him at his Hotmail voting booth address will ever regret hitting "Send".

It certainly would be more authoritative if it weren't Al Jazeera. Names like "Al Jazeera" and "Al Gore" don't command much authority in the U.S.

What sources are those? The lady inside the tent says it's set up as a ward adjacent to the building and is unheated: http://www.doctorswithoutborde...

That fat bastard got reelected because that storm came at just the right time to make people feel sorry for him that week. Bush would have gotten a nice lift from Katrina too, if he hadn't totally blown it off.

Christie's quarantine has an asymptomatic nurse who tested negative for Ebola confined outside a Newark hospital in an unheated tent. She had to fight with them about letting her keep her iphone. Can she e-vote from inside the tent or will they take her absentee ballot?

For example, FedEx and UPS could not handle the volumes of packages that each handles per day without automation.

OTOH, FedEx and UPS don't look like the sort of places where you'd want to eat.

McDonalds took a 30% hit in earnings. It didn't help that they were passing out pamphlets to employees on how to apply for food stamps. I had a friend who took her kids there all the time, but even she was revolted when she heard that and they never went there again.

If Wikipedia were a person, you could just edit his face.

It's my right to run around Texas if I have Ebola because the government engineered the virus to kill us and is trying to cover it up! Now pardon me while I go out and drown the government in a bathtub and then form my own corporate banking monopoly to earn an extra bit of bitcoin on the side so I can buy guns and cigarette paper and an eighth without the government taking the green hit off my doob.

If the Terminator comes from the future, let's be realistic! He'll show up with lots of bloatware. Not only will ke kill you, he'd go through your social media accounts to track down and kill everyone on Facebook that you ever went to high school with. He'd also check your mail, handle phone calls, self-install software updates from the future, keep track of your bank account, play second-person-shooter video games, autoplay video advertisements, and sound cool alarm tones to remind you of your impending appointment with death.

There, simplified it for you. Even quantum tunneling can't penetrate the barrier of a thick skull.