but if it doesn't make that back in 14 years, is it ever going to?

That would be the joke. Lots of humor is based on intentional absurd misunderstanding.

The techniques used for this attack may be useful attacking other things, so it's good to make it known so new algorithms can be tested for susceptibility to this.

He's interpreting it as "it should have used 3-d printed guns as projectiles"

sounded to me like he was thinking about the side work done by factory workers' families back in the early part of the industrial revolution when the factories were unregulated and the workers had to just suck it up.

I want free markets, first.

Where I used to live, there was a bus that went from about 2 blocks from my home to my office. It took twice as long as I could drive it and cost twice as much as I'd spend in gas (though, if I recall, it was a little cheaper than the car if I factored in the IRS standard cents-per-mile costs). If it had been free, I'd have been willing to deal with the extra time, but I couldn't see spending more time and more money.

From where I live now, I don't think there's even that convenient a path.

never mind, they won't have the channels I want.

the router in the local office can probably handle it. The edge router is where they'll skimp on ports.

I wonder what taxes and fees will add. 159 for internet plus 15 for streaming TV is not that far from my current cable bill...

I wonder what the cost to taxpayers would be if NASA were doing their own development and had a similar explosion.

I have never been stung by a bumblebee. Yellowjackets, mostly.

When I was working at BK, there were times I'd have rather done that than do the cleaning, but I don't recall a time when neither was needed except during some severe weather where we wound up just closing early for safety reasons (blackouts and hot grease do not go well together).

which is why it's usually linked to a basic income.

They think they have access to it all, anyway. If so, they're dealing with the first bureaucracy in history that doesn't hide stuff from the boss when it looks bad.

You're right, the method where there's a function that takes the keys and returns a boolean is unlikely. (I would not quite be willing to declare that it will not get used, given the fondness legislators have for meddling, but I do agree with unlikely). Which leaves the key leakage attacks.