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Comment Poor Starbuck (Score 1) 87

It was Starbuck that burnt up in the atmosphere, but dont worry she reappeared as an angel to the colonial fleet and will in fact jump the fleet back in time during the dawn of man which is where our species will eventually descend from one of the crewmates daughter's "Hera" aka mitochondrial Eve. :-)

Comment I had this happen a while back (Score 5, Informative) 497

I have a portable phone/answering matching on landline with me DSL bundle. I kept getting this call from India about credit card problems even though I dont own a credit card, my credit is sooooo bad I destroyed it when I was 18 and got sued by banks which I never showed up or paid and since I own no assets they wasted money suing... Now I'm in my 40s

Anyhow the trick to stop the shit India calls coming in 4 and 5 times per day was sadly be as offensive and racist and vile and shocking as possible, become a Chan kid as if they od'd on Ritalin hehe

I had some chick get so mad she was screaming at me in a foreign language, the a supervisor took over her call and acted as ic was going to apologize, so I blasted him with racist to sexual to US outsourcing call centers so they can make 50 cent an hour blah blah. He got to yelling in his own language, I kept having fun looking up how to give death threats and rape daughters in their language. The line goes dead ....

Its now been a year and 2 months and my phone has not range once except for my family and occasional doc appt reminder

Go nuts and go the sicker the better, it works and you'll enjoy the cathartic moment of destroying them to the point they start screaming some foreign gibberish while you laugh and know them dumbasses won't call you ever again.

Comment Download here for those that missed it (Score 1) 211

Comment Re:Or, of course extensions that google doesn't li (Score 2, Informative) 260

Adblock definitely not be available to chrome soon

All adblock apps and addons were banned from google play store already.

Firefox is only browser on android and desktop that will support adblock plugin soon.

Plus they've realy exposed their hate of adblock on google groups forums

Comment Re:Universal language goes mainstream (Score 1) 663

This is like the old word riddle we'd pull on friends as a kid.

"If you take 2 apples from 3 apples how many apples do you have?"

The riddle pokes fun at teachers that explain math subtraction as "taking x from y"

So many would answer you have 1 apple if you took 2 from 3.
But the actual answer is literal, 2. You "took 2 apples" therefore you have 2 :-)

Old as the hills joke/riddle that can be taken 2 ways.

Comment interesting end for my travel on the silk road (Score 2, Funny) 294

I got my package I ordered in mail today :-) at my mailbox etc drop box

I had made a small hash order and then saw news of the shut down, where I live there is 2 unsecured hotspots a library, and a coffee shop I can reach with my beam antenna which I used those for silk road purchases.

I gave up thinking I wouldn't get my order since the site shut down 3 days after my order.

But the funny thing is I got home opened the blank package inside was my hash and a small funny message printed and cut out saying "so long and thanks for all the fish..."

Hehe, there is another "silk road" type site that went up but is more of a classifieds Craigslist type setup I saw advertised on the "hackBB" tor forum which is still up.

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