I'm giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can. - Nada

Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat. - Nada

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? -Ash

In a world full of losers .... she was a loser.

Today I met a girl..... One of the Prostitutes...