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Comment: Re:Why not just 0? (Score 1) 984

by ae1294 (#43728495) Attached to: NTSB Recommends Lower Drunk Driving Threshold Nationwide: 0.05 BAC

Asking for a blood test instead of a breathalyzer isn't refusing the test, it's merely changing the method with which your blood alcohol level is determined. It won't count against you in court.

Would like to know where you live because around here you go straight to jail and have your license taken and a DWI on your record for refusing a Breathalyzer even though they have been shown to be buggy pieces of crap that should not be allowed in court...

Comment: Re:I saw it! (Score 1) 111

by ae1294 (#43256157) Attached to: Meteor Streaks Over American East Coast

I was out walking my dog (about 25 minutes northeast of downtown Baltimore, MD) and happened to be facing the right way (north). I saw a large, very bright light green meteor with a yellow tail streak across the sky, moving east. It lasted about four or 5 seconds and didn't make a sound. It was beautiful . . . I've never seen anything like it!

There is no earthly way you could have known which way to be facing to see this which means you must be a WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!!!

Comment: Re:Meteorite composition? (Score 0) 111

by ae1294 (#43256141) Attached to: Meteor Streaks Over American East Coast

Cool, thanks SternisheFan, good ol' wiki :) I wonder if it would be possible to record the spectra of light being emitted and then match other meteors with the same spectral pattern. If the fragments that have been hitting lately all have the same colour pattern it may imply that they came from a single source.

Stop trying to deceive us with your science! We all know that god is angry, probably about gay marriage or Obama-care... We'll all just have to wait for the Oracle at FOX News to reveal the truth behind gods rage. God loves us and he'll fucking kill us all if we don't stop letting people do whatever makes them happy...

Comment: Re:Death Volumes (Score 1) 79

{To be read in the voice of pinhead from hellraiser}

The most sublime art is that of suffering. To fully appreciate the music your very soul must bleed the black blood of disappear. Then and only then will you become a god amongst the weak and wretched mortals. I have such sights ... and sounds to show you my friend...

Comment: Re:When talking to a prosecutor in the US. (Score 3, Funny) 409

by ae1294 (#43085315) Attached to: The Accidental Betrayal of Aaron Swartz

Lots. The most honest of dudes will answer "Do I look fat in this?" incorrectly.

For those of you who don't know, the one and only, correct answer to the above question please be advised:

HER: "Do I look fat in this?"
YOU: "Did you here about the pedophile sex offender that moved in down the street honey bear?"
HER: "OMG! WHHHHATTT!!!!!"
YOU: "I'm sorry what where you asking again?"
HER: "NOTHING! TELL ME ABOUT THE SICK BASTARD!"
YOU: (smiling) "It's on the sex offender registry, I will pull it up..."
HER: "I love you soo much..." (blow job achievement unlocked)

Comment: Re:Nuclear Bias (Score 1) 255

by ae1294 (#43085041) Attached to: Japan Plans to Restart Most of Their Nuclear Reactors

Do you think Japan would ever risk becoming reliant on China for any significant amount of their energy supply, at least while China has its current political system?

It'd be neat as an optional "top up" source of power, but it seems a non-starter for anything more, at least in the short/medium term. For now, Japan's gotta figure something out on their own.

No not willingly... But it would have made a good PR stunt and cost them nothing. If Japan would have excepted (they wouldn't) it would have been a good export... It's not like the people of china can vote out their government and a little internal propaganda goes along way... ie (we are so much better than them they would never offer to help us)...

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense. -- e.e. cummings

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