Comment Re:If whales are engineers... (Score 4, Funny) 64
Beavers are the Koch Brothers. They directly cause global warming by cutting down trees that safely sequester greenhouse gases. When they eat and digest the trees, the greenhouse gases are released again as beaver flatulence.
Beavers build dams blocking our natural beautiful rivers, which make our own hydroelectric facilities less efficient. This makes us more dependent on Big Coal, and forces us to build a nuke In Your Backyard.
Beavers build low-cost sub prime mortgage McMansions, which will cause another Savings & Loan bailout crisis recession.
Beaver rhymes with Bieber, and The Bieber is ripped to his tits on cough sirup most of the time.
Save the whales, nuke The Bieber.