That's nothing. I bought a piano and the sheet music, went to piano lessons for five years and now every weekend I dress up in lederhosen and play while she sings.

But a lot of fun for those who enjoyed it. And anyway it was with hunting horns and hounds. Not my cup of tea but I would rather our elected leaders spend their time on more important things.

Well if you look for the IP address of tpb.pirateparty.org.uk and paste that into your browser it may work. I wouldn't know.

and you won't be in this car.

When I read that I heard it in a shrieking Scottish accent. Well done.

I did www.corky.ltd.uk since www.corky.co.uk was taken. Let it lapse as LinkedIn is better for what I want. I can always get it back whenever I want since I own "Corky and Co ltd" in the UK. .ltd.uk was a very good idea, guaranteed to be free from squatters or name clashes as it is basically a copy of the companies house register which every company goes through before it can start trading. Bit since there's no money to be made from squatting and trading there is no money to promote it and .co.uk gets the attention.

> expecting a new colleague: a female one. It is guaranteed that there will be remarks, double entendres and innuendos with huge potential of getting worse.

Don't worry, most women will not subject you to any remarks, double entendres and innuendos, they will probably behave just like all the other geeks around you. Give women a chance!

While we're on the subject of copying and law can the US please post a notice stating that their legal system was a copy of the UK's but they have been busy changing it for 200 years and it no longer infringes. Right under the HOLLYWOOD sign would be a good place.

I've always though the third law to be daft. No-one is going to buy a robot that might destroy itself.

And anyway how do you punish a robot that has not protected its own existence?

It's called slashdot.org

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