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Comment Re: Idiot Parents (Score 1) 569

In defense of the mother:

1) When people are arrested, their friends, family, and neighbors routinely say "I can't believe he did that. He seemed like such a nice guy."

2) Parents naturally want to see the good in their children and will ignore any bad warning signs lest their kid be anything less than perfect. (Disclosure: I'm a father of two and while I think they are mostly good kids, they are far from perfect.)

Some people are just really good at hiding their misdeeds or limiting their wrongdoings to specific areas. (e.g. Calling 911 on people playing video games.)

In defense of common sense, I'm a bit more offended that Mom implies having tattoos automatically suggests a bad person in the same weird way that smoking or drinking does.

We're a bit beyond that stereotypical bullshit, aren't we? I suppose next you'll convince me not to worry, since only foul-mouthed sailors have tattoos.

Then again, with a mother this ignorant of their child's behavior, there's more than one mentality deadlocked in 1955...

Comment Wrong Larry (Score 2) 112

At first when I read about championing failure as a path to success, I thought they were talking about Larry Ellison.

It explained so much about the quality of Oracle.

Comment Re:WTF? (Score 1) 79

A judge's jurisdiction is a judge's jurisdiction. Attempting to change that would change our entire legal system. Just no. Sorry, but our legal system is based on Common Law, not just whatever a bunch of Congressional idiots decides it is. Further, the change would allow searches when "the location is unknown". Sorry, but that's a blatant constitutional violation.

"... and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized." -- Amendment IV

Our very Constitution says quite explicitly they aren't allowed to issue warrants for "unknown" locations.

And you think a representative who helps define law somehow doesn't understand this basic violation? Or the other 10 that voted in support of this?

Cute history lesson, but the Constitution no longer protects us. Lobbyists have destroyed that. You know, the kind that manipulate representatives.

That old tattered document under glass is nothing more than a tourist attraction now. Ancient history as Hillary's defense team would argue. And blind ignorance would be the only acceptable excuse for not seeing it in society today.

Comment Re:What is the point? (Score 4, Insightful) 140

I don't see the point of this device. If you use a Stingray to catch a criminal, then can't the criminal simply request how the device works and once that is denied, the evidence used to catch the criminal is simply thrown out. The whole point is gather evidence but if that evidence is unusable, then the whole point of the device is gone.

Oh, I'm sorry. You must be mistaking this decade for previous ones when we actually upheld the law, and did not place lawmakers and enforcers above it at all times, with almost guaranteed impunity.

Good luck with your theory here. Let me know how that shit works out.

Comment Re:I call bullshit (Score 1) 389

You will notice that Apple has shown a great deal of ability in selling things people who aren't iFans want. iFans had nothing to do with the iPod success, since there were so few people who bought Apple stuff compared to the number who bought iPods. It's continued with the iPhone and iPad, things that sell well to people who don't use Macs.

It think it's a bit early to be calling the smart watch a success from any vendor. Apple might appear flawless in their marketing execution, but that hardly means every product is a home run.

The iPod was successful because of a $49 starting price point for a device that was an accessory to another device (generic computer) that 99% of consumers owned already.

The iWatch is a $500 accessory that only works very well with an $500 iPhone.

Because of that considerable difference, let's just see how the market takes off with $500 watches. Or not.

Comment Re: Thank God Scotland yard (Score 3, Interesting) 75

Since you stupid nerds believe your laughable "skills" may avail you against government/corporate surveillance, I'd say yes.

Funny how that same government is busy trying to hire those nerds and their "laughable" skills.

You know, because we apparently suck so bad, and government of course must have the most skilled and elite at their disposal. After all, their security rating year after year is A-plus. Top notch work indeed, keeping all those surveillance tactics a secret too. Oh, and so impressive how they've managed to keep our Rights intact as well while doing all of this. I mean, nothing they do would be considered illegal, now would it? Because that would be wrong, and we nerds might get the idea that breaking the law is somehow the right thing to do.

It doesn't take skills to fight government/corporate surveillance. It merely takes someone in charge with a fucking backbone to call out the lawbreakers, and do something about it to enforce the laws we have today.

Comment Re:Swiss watches need to get thinner (Score 1) 389

For some reason, when men buy fancy Swiss watches these days, they buy these fat monstrosities that don't play well with the shirt cuff. The Apple watch is fat, but not fatter than many of the dumb watches from Switzerland. There are also some wonderful thin Swiss mechanical watches, but they aren't in fashion right now. If the Swiss push a new generation of sturdy but slim, elegant mechanical watches, I think they will be able to convince many men that they are better off choosing a wristwatch over some gaudy thing that duplicates the functions of their phone.

I know what you mean with this FAT watch fashion, but I really didn't think it had eclipsed entire catalogs.

I guess I should have gotten a clue when I walked through the Invicta store. They've always had some crazy lines, but there wasn't a damn model in there that didn't look deep-sea diver capable. Ridiculous.

And honestly, the future is bleak for simple timepieces. It will likely be inevitable that your smartphone will completely live on your wrist in the future. This will drive future generations back to wearing something on their wrists, but it probably won't be a simple well-made timepiece. It will be something you rent every two years. Sad, I know.

Comment I call bullshit (Score 2) 389

I don't see the Swiss watch buying crowd overlapping the iFan crowd really at all here, for rather simple reasons.

First off, those who spend the extra money on a Swiss-made timepiece are not the kind of people who are looking to throw that timepiece in the garbage in 3 years because it is essentially obsolete. At least with a simple well-made timepiece, we can count on it to do the one thing it does rather well through generations.

iFans will replace their watches when the next wave of colors is released in time for Christmas. Or when the next model of the $300 "accessory" you need to run your watch comes out.

It was also stated that less than 30 million Swiss-made timepieces were exported last year. There's a reason that number is not 30 billion. The market is still rather select on those who will spend the extra money on a Swiss-made timepiece. Yes, we all know what they are famous for, and it's not because they come equipped with GPS and solar power as other watches now do.

Comment Re:I know Kung Fu (Score 2) 111

Very early in the research, but man would this be a cool alternative to education. Take a nap, ready to start your PhD Thesis.

Well I'm glad your memory is recalling the feel-good learning curves that were blown away in The Matrix.

I was thinking more along the lines of Total Recall, with governments using this kind of technology as a weapon, not a learning tool.

We don't know the classified side of this research. At all.

Comment Re:The Clintons (Score 1) 315

Left office broke and in debt

You're not supposed to leave the office with a lot of tangible assets. Anyone who did that would be immediately nailed for blatant corruption. You're supposed to network and accrue impossible-to-prove favors that turn into money later. I'd say leaving office apparently broke and then making shitloads-times-fuckloads of money later, is a sign of a successful president.

Bullshit.

That's a sign of a successful marketing campaign, nothing more.

It's not like the Clintons are snagging paychecks based on their morals or ethics. Due to this, I still struggle to understand what value either of them have today in public speaking.

Comment Re: Is this a Bears Sh1t in the Woods story? (Score 2) 119

The more the masses are aware the more they will not only respect but use secure communications. You may now go back to shitting outside just watch out for the trail cams.

Bullshit. The masses could care less.

How many of your friends stopped carrying cell phones, or stopping using free webmail and file storage services, after NSA revelations came out?

The only way the masses are going to give a shit is if giving a shit is the default option. Every other configuration requires actual effort and thus is ignored.

Comment Re:The Clintons (Score 3, Funny) 315

Did not violate any rules regarding email retention - rules were created after. Did what every other Secretary of State did in regards to email. Bush was president - so no, Hillary is not a bad choice.

Clearly this logic explains how Obama got elected. Twice.

Obviously we only measure our leaders on their ability to circumvent laws, not enforce them. She got an A rating.

Comment Re:Could be. (Score 0) 392

Since Steve Jobs came back Apple has only introduced proprietary connectors when there was a really good reason for them to do so. Lightning was introduced because Micro USB was considered sub-par by Apple. And let's face it: There is some truth to that. Lightning is sturdier, easyer to handle, has more data throughput and IIRC more relyable electrical specs. Say about Apple what you want, but unlike quite a few other tech companies they actually know what they are doing and why and they don't short-change hardware design decisions. Their market evaluation seems to prove them right.

Speaking of markets, what exactly do the statistics say about the usage of millions of Thunderbolt connectors deployed out there?

Just because a company introduces a superior (semi-proprietary) connector doesn't mean consumers are going to use the damn thing, especially when Thunderbolt-enabled anything comes at a considerable premium vs. the "fast enough" USB3 connection at a fraction of the (non-proprietary) price.

In a nutshell: If Apple decides that USB C is worthwhile and offers upsides vis-a-vis lightning, it could be that this actually is the case, and Lightning actually is on the way out.

As for Thunderbolt: Unlike what quite a few tech experts think, it is *not* an Apple specific spec, but a standardised port. It's only that Apple likes to use it more than any other vendor.

Well, Apple likes to market it more than any other vendor. Of course, it makes me wonder more why all the other vendors are not really marketing it. Perhaps it's because it's pretty much a flop when it comes to adoption, even in the community where it's most prevalent.

Comment Re:Right now I am thinking... (Score 1) 169

Those are all completely irrelevant, and I won't get into them. You're sliding off onto tangents.

It's a touch of cruelty to watch two boxers beat the shit out of each other, which is likely why this sport should be considered the one the audience should be moving on from.

That's what you said. And I countered with this:

The only difference I observe from boxing is that it's two barbarians trying to kill each other on the ground, vs standing up.

Case closed, friend! I think my point was quite clear. If you're trying to convince me that cage-fighting has any virtue besides feeding the gambling industry, then bring some verifiable facts to the conversation. Your pontificating on the inherent dangers of life in general says nothing about cage-fighting being unnecessarily violent and barbaric.

This entire class of entertainment can be considered unnecessarily violent and barbaric by those who wish to view it that way. You clearly do, and yet I promise you that I could point to most of not all "sports" in existence today and call them utterly pointless in every way other than to feed rampant capitalism, putting a fine point on all sports-related injuries and deaths. And gamblers would place bets on the color of dog shit. Gamblers be gamblers, they don't even need a good sport to find an excuse to gamble, so let's just drop that argument.

My point here is I tend to see varying levels of acceptance within the class of "violent" sports, based on verifiable facts that show what is the safer style. I see the sport of boxing as unnecessarily violent based on statistics. I see MMA as more an extension of wrestling with far more winning strategies lending to technique than sheer knock-outs. Those who train for nothing but power shots in that sport do not last long, for they are usually submitted nonviolently and beaten repeatedly by technique, which many find the technique aspect of the sport entertaining. Makes sense when you're watching the best in the world in professional sports to respect the skill that put them there.

In my opinion, you've smeared over a large class of "violent" sports with a rather blind stance without knowing and understanding the difference, as demonstrated by statistics.

Leaders used to force gladiators into the ring to fight to an arranged death, in front of tens of thousands of screaming fans demanding it. If you look at history, we've actually matured quite a bit as fans, for that is what we used to call a true blood sport.

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