...Oreo flavored Doritos...

Do you have a newsletter?

Not without a bong.

Tried that. Still gibberish... Maybe I should try again...

Presumeably the FAA doesn't think that hobbyists are much more responsible flyers than corporations doing business, so there must be another reason for this ban, yes? What could it be?

a) Corporate business use would amount to greatly increased drone flights, and the FAA just doesn't think its regulatory ability, or the safety aspects of the technology, is ready for prime time wide scale use yet? For example, the interaction of drones and conventional aviation would have to be worked out in great detail for safety, and more technology and rules would be needed.

b) Nuisance aspect of the technology? Noise? If widely deployed?

c) The FAA just likes banning stuff in general, and new stuff in particular?

d) Some vested competing interests (say, trucking industry? teamsters?,...?) are lobbying / bribing FAA senior administrators and/or politicians who have a say?

You better not use the Internet for homework, because effectively
- your professor is sending you a request,
- you fulfill it using your own bandwidth,
- you give back the answer to the professor.

Exactly like opening up your router.

Let's analyses this before jumping to unintended conclusions.

the federal, state and local governments within the united states can't mod you down, but everybody else can tell you to go fuck a duck.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

See woodgas

Exactly, everyone knows they come from storks.

...and an Alaskan volleyball player.

I'm pretty sure the LA cab drivers are on some secret contract to thin the general populace.