I swear this will be the last "meme" I'll ever bother to fill in.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
I don't know anyone born on that day.
2. Where was your first kiss?
On a bench by the river. The irony is killing me.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
I've broken a window or two.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes, but this was a million years ago.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
I've sung in front of an audience of 100,000+ (plus the hundreds of thousands watching it on tv). There was about 10,000 other boys on the stage with me, though...
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Ooh! A girl!
7. What really turns you on?
Intelligence, sense of humor, etc.
8. What do you order at Starbucks?
I've never been to a Starbucks, you insensitive coffee drinker!
9. What is your biggest mistake?
10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Every time I enter the department library, the first thing I do there is bang my head against the wall (an Anti-Stress Kit is taped to the wall)
11. Say something totally random about yourself.
I just said something totally random about myself.
12. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
Several (well, two) drunk guys have stated that I look like John Lennon. Also, someone on Slashdot once said that I look like SamTheButcher.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
"Oggy and the Cockroaches".
14. Did you have braces?
I had good teeth.
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes. I'm also quite comfortable with my weight.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
She gave me "Hiroshima, Mon Amour" for my birthday.
17. When do you know it's love?
When Love punches me in the face and tells me I'm an idiot for not recognizing Her :7
18. Do you speak any other languages?
Jah. Da.
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
I'm white as snow.
20. What magazines do you read?
I've recently been reading old literary magazines from 1940's, full of quotes from comrades Lenin, Stalin, Marx, and Zhdanov. But I also read numerous other magazines.
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
No.
22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
I don't think I was all that close to my grandfather, but he still had quite a lot of influence on me.
23. Do you watch mtv?
No.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
Stupid people (because I'm an idiot).
25. What's something you really like?
Dark humor
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
It's great to be here! Woo-hoo!
27. Can you dance?
No, but someone said she'd teach me when she comes back from Italy :7
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
I've stayed up all night a few times. The longest I've been awake is 40 hours.
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.
30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes.
32. What are your car/truck radio buttons set to?
I don't have a car. Don't even have a driver's licence.
33. When you're completely burned out, what's a good way to recharge (other than sleep)?
Tea and music.
34. What's your favourite place that you've travelled to?
Berlin
35. What do you want to try that you haven't yet?
Write a book.
36. Five things you love to eat, and five things you hate to eat?
Pizza. Chocolate. Pasta. Cheese and ham sandwiches. Pancakes. Porridge. Mashed potatoes. Any Estonian national dish, really. Flies that fly into my mouth.
37. Did you learn to drive stick or automatic first?
I can sort of drive stick, but as already stated, I don't have a driver's licence.
38. Do you like board games?
Yes.
39. Tell me your opinion about gambling.
No opinion.
40. How many dictionaries do you own?
Estonian-English, English-Estonian, Estonian-Russian, Russian-Estonian (several different ones), Estonian-Estonian (different ones), Polish-English-Polish, English-English, Latin-Estonian, Finnish-Estonian, German-Estonian. That's...too few.
41. What's your favorite medium to work in?
Prose.
42. What was your undergraduate major, and was it always that or did you switch?
Semiotics and Culture Studies. Oh, and I started as a Computer Science student.
43. Worst physical pain you've been in?
A cramp in my leg two days ago? Naah. I think it was either the burns on my body (pulled a kettle of boiling water on myself) or the spinal injury (the longest-lasting pain).
44. Who's your best friend?
A girl called Maris.
45. Was high school good? Why (not)?
It was definitely better than junior high, but just as boring.
46. What kinds of music do you like best? Get specific, if you can.
Classical. Jazz. Indie. Yeah, I'm boring as hell.
47. Last three CDs you bought:
Blank ones (heh). Actually, these were EP-s and albums by some local artists that burn their stuff on blank cd-s, rather than pressing them.
48. And conversely, what kinds of music would you rather never hear?
I don't want to talk about it.
49. Five favorite movies:
"Mike Leigh's "Naked"", "Stalker", "Otesanek", "Acid House", "Brat"
50. What's something other people like that you just can't get into?
Spending time in crowded places
51. When you want to look good, what do you wear?
Err, nothing? Actually, I think the correct answer would be "a suit", because the rest of my clothes are quite geeky.
52. When your heart breaks, how do you put it back together?
Don't know.
53. Should the following be exterminated:
white briefs: Sure, why not.
blue eyeshadow: Why?
pants that create the muffin-top look on women: No use.
flip flops in the office: yes.
54. Were you a Boy/Girl Scout?
No.
55. Can you swim?
Yes.
56. Tell me your guilty pleasures:
song: "All I need is a miracle" by Mike and Mechanics
book: I enjoy reading Dostoevsky. Should I feel guilty about it?
movie: A campy comedy titled "Don Juan in Tallinn".
food: Chocolate.
other: Yes.
57. Do you have a library card?
I have several.
58. What's the best present you've received in the past five years?
I've probably answered this question already.
59. Do you have a favorite:
Painter: Ülo Sooster
Sculptor: No.
Photographer: No.
(fiction): Harms!
(science fiction/fantasy): A. and B. Strugatsky
Poet: Heiti Talvik
(nonfiction): Isiah Berlin
60. You're in a strange city for the weekend. What will you do while you're there?
Hang around all over the place and take photos.
61. Are you thrifty?
Not really.
62. You bought tickets for a cultural event. What are you going to see?
A play.
63. What's something you're hanging onto that you don't need anymore?
Hey, here's a joke for you: An Estonian man is driving down the road, when he sees a dead crow lying on the road. He stops the car and picks up the crow: "I might need this." Then he opens the drunk and puts the dead bird in there.
A month goes by, and the same man comes driving down the same road. He stops the car right in the same spot where he stopped the last time, opens the trunk, takes out the dead bird and puts it back in the place he found it: "Didn't need it after all."
I have two desk drawers full of dead birds.