The shareholders are also sheep, except the shareholder with the controlling interest.

When I smoked, I'd go out and run across people from the other sections and discuss workplace related issues. Many times, these informal meetings led to solved problems and corrected situations.
Smoke breaks are more productive than Facebook. Actually, smoke breaks are more productive than Slashdot too.

Geek - the new cologne from Slashdot. A base of Mountain Dew and Natural Nerd Musk with topnotes of Delivery Pizza and Cheetos.
Coming soon - Magic Green, for when you want to be "electric".

BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!
BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!
BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!

Football mixed in with demolition derby? That would be AWESOME!

If someone uses the world "gamify", it shows that they've already lost at mastering English.

What, you didn't see this ground-breaking documentary on this very problem?

then I'm a multi-billionaire, have multiple advanced degrees from prestigious universities, and I screw the world's most desirable women several times a day.
And I have the first post!

Live 1970's style again? Oh hell no! Disco, the Afro, men wearing wine and baby blue, wide lapel leisure suits and women wearing lime pantsuits? I want no part of that.

Oops, it's "well", not "we'll". I hope the Grammar Nazis don't come after me; they're as persistent as the honey badger.

That's why I have a pet honey badger. We'll it's not really a pet; it's more of a big surprise for intruders.

So, it's guilt by association?

It's an European equivalent of the American buzzword "cyber".

You don't understand the purpose of government - It's to protect the 1% from the 99%.

Romeo and Juliet is also a derived work. One possible source is the Lovers of Teruel