I lived in Aomori prefecture for a while last year. There are very few Westerners in the western half of that prefecture. One gentleman nearly drove off the road when he saw me. Apparently very few Americans venture west of Misawa Air Base.
7 Eleven? I don't recall seeing any of those in Aomori-ken, but Lawson Station is awesome!

Perhaps you should strike out on your own and freelance?
[Crickets]
I didn't think so.

Yes, Klingons are wary. With sneaky, dishonorable Romulans and the annoying Federation as neighbors, of course they are wary, and yes, they are aggressive and violent.
Of course they are fictional too, but I was trying to use humor to make a point. What's Klingon for "whoosh"?

To clarify my previous post - I meant "stereotyping Klingons that way" to mean stereotyping them as violent, not as black.

You're the racist, stereotyping Klingons that way, you Federation petaQ! [raises bat'leth]

War is either always coming, happening, or just ended.

There, I fixed it for you.

The shareholders are also sheep, except the shareholder with the controlling interest.

When I smoked, I'd go out and run across people from the other sections and discuss workplace related issues. Many times, these informal meetings led to solved problems and corrected situations.
Smoke breaks are more productive than Facebook. Actually, smoke breaks are more productive than Slashdot too.

Geek - the new cologne from Slashdot. A base of Mountain Dew and Natural Nerd Musk with topnotes of Delivery Pizza and Cheetos.
Coming soon - Magic Green, for when you want to be "electric".

BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!
BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!
BRIBERY! Apply directly to the legislature!

Football mixed in with demolition derby? That would be AWESOME!

If someone uses the world "gamify", it shows that they've already lost at mastering English.

What, you didn't see this ground-breaking documentary on this very problem?

then I'm a multi-billionaire, have multiple advanced degrees from prestigious universities, and I screw the world's most desirable women several times a day.
And I have the first post!