That's not the true story of course:

Once upon a time, Steve Jobs was sitting under an apple tree to think, as he usually did, about how to make life better for all of humanity. When all of a sudden he got hit by an apple. Accelerated by gravity the apple hit quite hard. But, Steve Jobs wasn't hurt. He just rubbed his head and thought:
"Good thing, that thing had rounded corners."

Gosh, you might just have stumbled on the next big thing.
You know these annoyingly bright, giant, color led displays along the highway? Imagine that integrated into a tombstone, showing the dearly departed smiling and waiving and if someone walks by, serving them with some ads: "Don't do what I did. Call a qualified electrician."

Here, fixed that for you.

Last Saturday, SNL's drunk uncle already "discussed" PS4 vs Xbox.

I hate to admit, I stand with drunk uncle on this...

Sadly. The reverse is also true.
If you honestly describe your skills and interests, you're out.
If it looks like an interesting job, it better isn't just an interesting job. Know enough Spanish to make yourself understood? Better call it fluent. And if you dabbled in some scripting language, don't forget to add it to the list.

Often, looking at a job description and the skill set "required", any honest applicant meeting all those requirements would not be applying for that position.

One possibility.

The other possibility:
Dear Leader had finally enough power not to listen to his uncle anymore. And his economically more experienced uncle might have told him that some of his new power moves are contra-productive. Like taking South Korean workers hostage and ruining future chances of needed cash flow.
- I imagine that disrespectful uncle might have said things like: "You know, some of the stuff you're doing is pretty dumb, even for North Korean standards." And Dear leader might have responded: "Oh uh, insurection!"

I can't believe it.
Already seven messages calling Indians corrupt and thieves, and no mention of government subsidies for the reservations.

But if you get a monthly Linux magazine in the mail, you can read your nerdy news two weeks before it's on Slashdot.

Provided they pay for shipping.
If not, they are free to pick up their item at one of the times of my choosing.

Surprising how many scripts tell you that this is not a valid email address.

If 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters accidentally recreate copyrighted works they could be sued.