Comment Re:Has Your Reputation Been Compromised by Photos? (Score 1) 334
Unless you are planning to make stripping and oblong vegetable porn a career - DON'T. LET. ANYONE. PHOTOGRAPH. YOU. WITH. A. ZUCCHINI. IN. YOUR. <ORIFICE>! Just don't do it. It's that easy folks to keep a good reputation with the puritans amongst us.
This is defamatory to all vegisexuals everywhere, and I demand a retraction and an apology, you insensitive clod!