FUCK YOU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

"Each resort is maintained by reliable computer technology, and peopled by lifelike robot men and women..."

firstworldproblems

My roommate back in the early 90s went on a job interview in the late 80s. He said he walked into the place, took one wiff and said "No. Fucking. Way." But, he had budgeted the time, so he figured, "Why not?" So he goes to the interview and he's interviewed by some twit (we'll call him "Jimmy") right out of university who has no idea what he's doing. He's reading questions off a card. At that point, my friend, Mr.Max, had had enough and said to himself, "fuck this shit."

So, the conversation went like this:

Jimmy: so, Mr Max, um, what was the worst job you ever had? M: Pulling the gold teeth out of the mouths of people who had just been shot. JImmy (appalled, but compelled to follow form): And, uuuuh, why did you leave that job? M: No career advancement - what was I supposed to do, graduate to actually shooting people? I don't think so. That requires skill. Jimmy: OK... well let's change subject to more psychological questions. What is your favourite colour? M: Clear. Jimmy: Clear's not a colour. M: I have a crayon that says it's clear. Crayons have colours. If I had said teal, or Forest Green what that have been OK? They have crayons for those too, ya know. Jimmy: Right. Well one more question... What do you like best about yourself? M: (leaning in closely to Jimmy and in a low voice): I'm a good friend.... Jimmy: Well, thank you very much and we'll call you if we feel there is a position for you here. M: Right. Have a nice day! Jimmy: good bye... (throws resume in trash...)

I have a bicycle with a trailer that can carry 60 kg of groceries. The nearest grocery store is about 1/2 a km away. The only time I use the family car to get groceries is when there's ice on the ground.

Probably some "get" command.

Pry the key off, glue a washer (or three - cut them to fit with scissors) around the element, then glue the caps lock key down to them. Result? A finger rest for your left pinky that says "CapsLock". TFTFY.

:-)

The Model M. You can still buy them here:
http://www.pckeyboard.com/

You will buy one, once. It will last you the rest of your life, or, until USB disappears, which ever comes first.

Well, I don't have the numbers with me, but to find for that carbon value (V) I guess it would work like this:

you need to find out how many computers had XP on them : (X)

multiply that by how much power these machines use on average per second (watt hours/360) (P)

find out how much carbon was emitted by power stations during that time. (C)

find out how much energy was generated, (E) and divide (C) by that.

and then divide that number by (P)

That's how I'd do it.

Get LED. They dim.

So, pass them on to your children. And would you hurry up and die already.

Use LEDs. I do. They're FINE.

you can't say there is no left in US.

Bullshit
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See? I *can* say "there is no left in US". And believe it or not, it's actually true. there is no left in US...

"'It's a really tough time to be a patent TROLL'

TFTFY

Some dumb shit in the MI5 who does nothing but read Iranian Porn all day gets to drive like a maniac all they way back to their stupid hole in Brentwood. Because he needs that level of Freedom to protect the Queen. Assholes.