Can I make phone calls with the iWatch? Since I can tell time with my phone, it sounds like a logical use for it.

Not even that. More like one of those people hangs an ugly picture on the wall, which can easily be taken down. Worth a chewing out by the teacher, but not much else.

There's also no third party gender-neutral pronoun. "Them" is fine for multiple people, but most people don't like being called "it".

English is the MS Windows of languages?

I'm not sure. It might help prevent a few wars if more people could understand each other. OTOH, it would also probably cause a few wars.

Homophones are bad if you're trying to get to the right room (was it five two or five too), but good if you're a smartass, poking fun at linguistic problems and someone else getting lost.

Maybe they can pull water from Uranus.

I had mixed feelings about W95. There were a lot of improvements over Win 3X, but stability wasn't one of them. There was one day it went down 15 times! In one 8 hour day! That's no exaggeration, I actually counted the reboots. The upside is, I got a lot of breaks. :-P

Probably both.

I thought that was only for summoning ghosts.

But, as an otherwise bad movie pointed out, there is a difference between knowledge and wisdom.

So far, the tech stuff that I used to use reference manuals for, has been reliable, though I suppose I could get into trouble if I happened on the wrong site.

If I don't have a FB account, people think I'm suspicious. If I do have a FB account, people KNOW I'm suspicious!

That's not unique to Google. Before Google, I'd look up stuff in reference manuals. If I didn't use it regularly, I'd forget it, but I knew where the books were. Google is just a more convenient version of that.

When I took the buss there were no "apps". I think they do have notification on when the next bus is coming, but that would just mean I'd know that I just missed the damn thing instead of just suspecting it.