he broke in and physically hacked into their network
No, sorry, there was no hacking. He plugged in a CAT5 cable because it was faster and the WiFi connection would reset periodically. Done. That's not hacking.
He broke a trust in a club (People on campus) and spoiled the party for the members of that club.
Good, lets brand him a felon and then throw him in federal prison for 35 years. That will teach him to cut out the "petty unpleasantness" he was spreading, and stop inconveniencing the People on campus.
All jokes aside is it just me or is it sad we have to point out to fricking scientists doing these studies that "correlation does not equal causation" like they are noobs?
Some of what passes for bad science is really bad reporting. Science reporting in the mainstream media is terrible, and the source of most bad interpretations and conclusions. It's cheaper for a corporation to pay journalists to spin the science than it is to pay for the science. Let government pay for the science, and let Fox news interpret the findings. Welcome to the plutocracy. Please remove your shoes.
The next person to mention spaghetti stacks to me is going to have his head knocked off. -- Bill Conrad