To be fair, a coronavirus pandemic is peak achoo...

With the exception of guns: one end got safer, which made the other end more dangerous. Of course the other end’s business is making things it’s pointed at as unsafe as possible, so this isn’t considered a design flaw unless you’re one of those things.

The bitterness was sheer astonishment and disbelief. Now things are back to normal we rest-of-the-worlders have resumed our usual simmering resentment.

As a clown porn officianado I’m disappointed it wasn’t the former.

I never thought of Texans as being particularly “woke”, but choosing equal opportunity over merit and electing a congressman with an obvious intellectual disability is remarkably progressive.

Nice to know there’s some sanity left in the world, though it’s surprising to find it in Microsoft’s legal department.

Damn right, whey out of line.

Gouda you to point that out.

That’s a lot of roar power.

That depends mostly on the rotational velocity and mass of the blade (the mass and relative velocity of the birds would make negligible difference to the calculation). Without engineering data it’s difficult to quantify, but it’s reasonable to expect the impact would exceed the stress loading of a typical seabird’s airframe.

Observation of social media suggests this does not appear to be possible with current processor architectures.

What colour are they now?

Technically, “fuck’s sake” is the sake of a single fuck, “fucks’ sake” is the sake of multiple fucks, and “fucks sake” is a rice wine fetish.

My previous dissertation on whether or not it’s a plural and the theological implications of this can be found here.

Because everyone flies to work instead of getting stuck in traffic...

No, thanks to the one child policy and cultural preference for male children, middle aged male virgins are almost as plentiful in China as on Slashdot.