It only took me twenty minutes to run XCDC over BSOD on a Y2K, and I'm a *total* noob.

Because only six people were texting that day?

>> world domination

>> How is New England closer to Western civilization than the
'white shores of the Mediterranean Sea'?

Dunkin' Donuts?

So what sort of video card do I need to drive a few (2 to 4) of these at one time?

>> Silicon Valley-based Morta Security has been operating in "stealth mode," meaning it has not disclosed much information about itself in order to avoid alerting competitors about a product or other activity.

From here

This rubber sheet thing has to be Feynman's fault; he liked all the kinky stuff.

Giraffe - gives new meaning to the term "haute cuisine".

A Western European led research vessel, a Chinese ice-breaker, a Russian ice-breaker, and and American ice-breaker, walk into a bar. Which one talks to the pretty girl at the bar?

The American vessel, of course; it's the only one good at breaking the ice.

Is it a presidential library, perchance?

>> In other news today, 1/3 of the world is now Obese.

Vote Soylent Green Party 2016

>> PETA is known for terrorist threats and actions against humans

Also their stupid PETA bread always sticks together in the middle and then rips in two when you try to open it up. Fuck you and your stupid terror bread, PETA!