The New Trailer's out! He kills a snake with a SPEARGUN!!! Be ready: August 18th!!!

My band is your favorite. But that isn't important. My band is your girl's favorite, the one her hand will hover over in the car for a moment, then return to the wheel. She'll drive, eyes on the road, and begin to sing along without noticing. You watch the buildings or the fields or the brown cobble beaches pass by.

Discounting myself and not counting multiple-accounts I have met 18 people from /. face-to-face. 14 of those I only met first through /.

Where's the strikethrough tag so we can put x's around Al-Zarqawi's name?

Somebody needs to get that video and put it up on YouTube. FYI it's dark and Hell is hot.

Moving your worldly shit leaves its mark on you. Contusions, burst capillaries, punctures from dull objects.

Bilirubin, biliverdin. Ah bay say day vee-ta-min.

She does this because she loves you so much.

Waiting for ENG 102 ...you fell up out of bed, onto your feet, your jeans slid up your legs and they carried you back out of my door, down the stairs, off in your car and out of my life.

Gone- out of my memory.

There is nothing like a good book- but all things equate to it. Nothing's like a good blowjob then. And goodness is both universal and immutable. We have no more conversations. But there is little truth to people's declarations of goodness.

Blinds hold in that blue sky, green cumulonimbus oak tops bustling. Boy, you've got a life to live. Things to do. This is not a household without a:

dining table, four chairs, stools at the breakfast bar, tall bookshelves not plastic bags held up to the ceiling, rugs for the long wood floors, paper... what, why is all of your prints leaning against the walls? What is this? Are you waiting? The grout doesn't set itself. The tile must be clean!

This is kind of interesting. I saw this on LumisTheDragon's Last.fm Journal: a measurement of how "mainstream" your tastes are. Basically take your Top Ten Artists Overall, go to their Last.fm pages, find the number of Last.fm listeners (in the upper left), and average them for your rating.

You have water damage in your new condo!

Nothing like wood trim and moulding coming up and the grout between the tiles in your kitchen saturating with water. Not quick like; slow steady as tectonics.

It's been difficult to write about music recently. Busy busy busy. That's the way things are and there's only so much headspace to dispense. If I could, I'd write more, or on different things, but that's not what I have. Conferences, moving, finalizations, etc, etc. The horrible life is one that is static except for moments of extreme panic. It's all treacherous highs or abysmal salt-flat lows. You notice then only when the last of it passes you.

Comcast technicians are scheduled for putting in the cable between 2 and 5. So that naturally meant I got out of here, after issues and getting passed around call centers, at 8. That gives you a lot of time to think about things, sitting in an empty condo. New House Moving haiku:

Roll Your Own Japanese Ads.

1. Just find an ad.
2. Write your own misinformed subtitle.
3. Profit.

Today is the start of the Cherry Blossom Festival. Even the Dogwoods are blooming.

I'm caught in it too --
the blossom-loosening wind
-June Moreau

I wonder if the Scientologists are going to sue now, being that they're just an excuse to molest children around the world?

That South Park episode was pretty damn boss... the big fat stripper giving him the backside motorboat and the return of "Crap Your Pants Before You Die".

I do not see this being good for Dianetics PR.

Written on the back of my Polaroid, do not write "Do Not Believe His Lies". Yes, I did see V for Vendetta and I thought it would be worth while for me to give my opinions. One thing to consider is what I think of the source. I'm a fan of the work. I'm familiar with Alan Moore. I'm a fan of his. But to kind of balance back more on the pendullum, accept that I do realize the balance of making a movie from a d