Watches? The last thing I want is a thing on my wrist. As soon as I got a cell phone - what? 13 years ago - watchless. Stupid unnecessary things. Rings, tattoos, ear rings - fuck all of that stupid shit. Cue boring fuckwads with stories of their grandfathers watches handed down, blah, blah...pathetic.

Their compromised check outs ripped off a huge number of people.

Your 'culture' is a couple of hundred years out of date, douchebag.

you are talking nonsense. Good luck with your fairytales facebook douche.

Freedom monkeys...surrender fries!

Not true at all. Japan has a very significant macho culture and drinking excessively is seen as a sign of manliness. I know, I worked for a Japanese company for ten years.

That would be awesome.

Oh barrocks!

Try a little tenderness.

You're pronouncing it incorrectly. It's barrock, not beroke. Joke fail.

Check, check, check, fucking check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check and don't forget to fucking check, check, check, check...

Summon ye not the Dark Lord APK!

The real problem here is that Yik Yak is just a stupid name for anything. I wouldn't use anything called Yik Yak.

All hail Unreconstructed Man!

Of course. I have noticed that South Park (for example) does not ever, ever, skewer all races, cultures, societies, genders etc. in a humourous way. Never, ever. They would never get away with it in this color blind, rainbow society! Oh, but your are talking about regular TV. Who watches that anymore?