That is the Irish spelling of whiskey. Scots spell it whisky.

This is just Bono/U2 desperately trying to be relevant and in the news in a currently hugely diffracted information era. There is nothing like Live Aid where pretty much the whole world was watching and the douchebag got to pontificate to a huge audience and have his ego pumped up. This is 80s 90s posturing and attention seeking and really we should ignore him and hope he goes away. I have been hoping for that for a good 30 years. Really, isn't it time they retired?

'These days'? More like always.

No, he shouldn't write songs as he is not qualified to do that either. He should buy an island and disappear.

Sorry, no. Too easily abused. It is the sort of thing they did in the Soviet Union to quell dissent.

I know the word 'cellophane' but I haven't heard anyone use it for years.

U2 are. Just saying.

Misunderestimate? George W. Bush wants his word back.

Wonder if anyone will get this. Or how about Lord Lucan?

I call band-aids 'plasters' actually. Clearly I am not 'everyone'. Who ever says Cellophane? Are you thinking of 'Saran Wrap' which I call 'cling film'? Hoover works for me though.

As a professional who edits images and does layout every working day, I have to point out that (in my opinion) small screen devices of any sort are pretty much useless. Any time I have to work on a laptop, I'm drastically slowed down because of the lack of real estate. Last resort only. Cropping images is trivial and a lame endorsement for any small screen device.

But AppleWatch might be conflated with the record label of that shite English band, the Beagles.

My vice grips is not a vice grips. Good point.

They're sure they put their iPads there on the table. Can you see the difference?

Don't be so cowardly about using a dictionary in future please. Your hopeless attempt at spelling renaissance is not even phonetically remotely like the actual word.