I call band-aids 'plasters' actually. Clearly I am not 'everyone'. Who ever says Cellophane? Are you thinking of 'Saran Wrap' which I call 'cling film'? Hoover works for me though.

As a professional who edits images and does layout every working day, I have to point out that (in my opinion) small screen devices of any sort are pretty much useless. Any time I have to work on a laptop, I'm drastically slowed down because of the lack of real estate. Last resort only. Cropping images is trivial and a lame endorsement for any small screen device.

But AppleWatch might be conflated with the record label of that shite English band, the Beagles.

My vice grips is not a vice grips. Good point.

They're sure they put their iPads there on the table. Can you see the difference?

Don't be so cowardly about using a dictionary in future please. Your hopeless attempt at spelling renaissance is not even phonetically remotely like the actual word.

maybe

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Never a credible news source, so nothing surprising in this. But this reporter clearly has no integrity whatsoever.

Well, you're completely wrong. I would like everything to be free too, but it isn't going to happen any time soon.

My point was that I wouldn't.

I suspect that the use of bluetooth headsets was a deliberate attempt by users to look like douchebags. Maybe I'm wrong about that.

If memory serves me correctly, there are very few poisonous mushrooms, so the likelihood of being poisoned to death by eating the wrong kind is pretty slim. And I'd much rather a nice big feed of wild mushrooms than the flavourless shite they sell at the supermarket.

I am a cubicle drone. Where do I fit in?

Is it just me or are these things redundant? Why would I want my wrist encumbered with anything, let alone a watch? Wherefore art thou oh smart ring?