Look at all the formatting. The bizarre reference to unboxing toys.

You're a sad cunt. Get a life.

You're actually right, but that is beside the point.

Uh, Hillary? No thanks. She's the reason that orange fuckwit scraped through.

Where is that wall, by the way? It's been nearly two years. Time to get a fucking move on, Donnie. Where's the check from Mexico?

Better hurry, because Bob Mueller (living proof that not ALL republicans are disgusting traitors, just most) is on the way. Get out and vote in November bud, because a blue house is going to turn out badly for your treasonous buddies.

lol, why would the US have laws about storing of personal data? Sounds like commyinism..! Hopefully dear leader Trump can get some legislation through to release business from these onerous chains. Then back to the main priority - making the US a one party state through takeover of the supreme court. C'mon guys you can do it. Don't disappoint Vlad.

Fat MAGA neckbeard dickheads can't fathom why anyone would ever want to reduce CO2 or sequester/harvest existing CO2 in the atmosphere, because that's all a big hippy conspiracy from the all-powerful green lobby. And besides, human activity cannot affect the planet negatively in any way - Jesus wouldn't allow it.

Does 'foreign' in this case mean democrats, libruls and brown people? Trump is a fucking traitor who is only in the White House because of Vladimir fucking Putin. Like fuck will he 'target foreign meddling'. He is the fucking direct result of foreign meddling. Can't take his tongue out of Vlad's arse for two fucking minutes.

This is Slashdot, I very much doubt if anyone here believes that there is any so-called 'plastic' in any so-called 'ocean'. It's clearly a fake-news liberal hippy conspiracy to raise taxes and take away guns. And even if there was, it's not a problem, and the ocean should be paying us for the fucking plastic.