So, THE only way to prevent terrorism is to have a police state. Search everyone - every where. Meaning, we need to search the vagina and rectum of every little girl because you never know when someone sticks explosive in there. We also need full x-rays to see right through the body because you never know when someone will surgically implant explosives.

Get it?

It is impossible to be safe from terrorism.and people really need to get over the idea that it's possible to be completely safe.

In the meantime, I'm sure you don't hesitate to jump in your car and get on the freeway because that's probably how your going to die and if yo live long enough, it'll be cancer or heart disease.

Seeing the title and that boldfaced sentence, I think you've hit on the answer. Well, I don't think Dell himself is doing the sucking - he hires people for that, but you're right in spirit.

And I didn't use a cat analogy on purpose because....

the cat will shit on the rug, piss on the couch and when you discipline it, it looks at you with a look of "What the fuck is your problem?!" and goes off and does it again.

No, no,no. That's like hitting all your dogs on the nose when one pisses on the rug.

Just shoot the assholes like these and let the other animals learn from that. And if Britain is creating lawyers half as fast as the US is, there will plenty of lawyers to fill in the gap.

Consider this hypothetical:

Someone really pissed at the TSA for their current screening techniques sends a satirical letter, thank-you card or email to Pistole saying:

"Thank you so much for doing exactly what I want. You have been a great help for my cause in showing the American people what it's like to live in a Police state when they are in an airport and what my Muslim brothers have to deal with everyday.

Yours,

Osama Bin Laden."

Just what do you think would happen?

It's called "community service" here.

Too much vodka?

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Paranoia and its associated billions and billions spent because of it is how the US will be weakened.

It's been said that one of the (many) reasons the Soviet Union collapsed was because of the spending on military hardware to keep up with the US - their economy just couldn't support it.

The US has no real reason, at least at this time, to spend billions and billions of hardware BUT security is another matter.

We're so paranoid, that we're searching each other to make sure that our neighbors aren't a threat - "They could be!" is the cry from the peanut gallery and politically connected businessmen who want to bleed the American taxpayer to line their own pockets.

Now we have this virus that will attack our NUCLEAR installations. GASP! It's NUCLEAR!!! Everybody panic. We need to do something!!!

Along will come politicians and businessman with a solution. Hundreds of billions of dollars will be spent on "protecting" us from this "threat".

Another threat will come. And another. And another. And hundreds of billions of dollars will be spent on each.

In the meantime, the Fed is "Quantitatively Easing" (*snicker*) our currency. We're running huge deficits.

We're considered to be Imperialistic by most of the World - OK, all of the World except for ourselves. And one of the best ways to take out a superior force is to have them take themselves out.

To quote from "Blade Runner" - "We are stupid."

the "leaks" part was from the bottom of the cracked coffee cup that the investigator was drinking from that was well ...leaking.

Wouldn't it be Sozestrom or something? And he'd end all of his sentences with "bort. bort. bort. bort."?

it looks more and more like we're approaching a 'Star Fleet/Star Trek' type of World. More power to'em, I say. Better to build space ships than nuclear bombs.

And It sure and hell beats a 'Blade Runner' type of World.

No it's not. It's actually a Disney property and Pixar is making a movie to be released 2012. The title is "PIG-E" pronounced 'piggy'.

He's fictional.

The kid needs someone who's real. Fictional characters usually have some sort of "super human" characteristic that no real human could ever measure up to - it could be a super human mastery of many things that normal people would spend many years to get one of thing mastered, like James Bond being excellent at: skiing, marksmanship, fighting, flying, etc...

They're TV performers - none of them studied science academically - what? Russian Lit and no college for the other one?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson would be my best suggestion.