Ah, I just saw the "not!".

I was about to reply, "That's one hell of a porn collection!"

I'll be sure to have a glass of Scotch or Bourbon to use as a stylus.

I'm trying to repost an entire thread ... but with these damn clocks and counters, I can't.

I was going to be the World's greatest karma whore!

That's where the black market forms and uses:

1.Another country's currency.

2. Barter

Or when you step into the local titty bar. How are you going to put electronic money in her garter?

Got me through 'B' school.

I never pay scalpers - I don't care how much I like an act.

Thugs? When I go online to buy tickets from an automated system as opposed to going to a window and buying tickets from a person - that has to be paid - I'm charged a "convenience fee" and other assorted junk fees that make the airlines look like frick'n amateurs. Actually, I'm not charged because I don't click on accept.

Over the past couple of decades, I've watched ticket prices sky-rocket. A $25 ticket back in the 80s should go for $50 or so inflation adjusted? Nope. They go for well over a hundred. And many of these acts aren't what they used to be, I tell ya. And the new acts? Pffft. The last time I went to a live show, I was very disappointed.

Yes they have.

Just wait until they send a little girl with her vagina and rectum packed full of explosives that takes down a plane.

And you just know that he flies in private jets so none of this horseshit affects him.

I wonder if Pistole has a nice 7 figure job lined up too?

I was at an interview a while ago and I was asked if I like to travel. I answered honestly and said, "I hate it," and this was before these damn scanners and pat-downs. I was thanked and never heard from them again.

Which is at the sole discretion of the police and judge.

Well yeah because radiation exposure is cumulative. You don't see the dentist or the hygienist in the room when they take the x-ray, do you? They're always behind a lead screen. And there was a case a few years ago - some flight crews were suing over the constant radiation from flying at high altitudes - don't know what happened.

That's how you get attention. If it weren't, it would have made the press.

So, THE only way to prevent terrorism is to have a police state. Search everyone - every where. Meaning, we need to search the vagina and rectum of every little girl because you never know when someone sticks explosive in there. We also need full x-rays to see right through the body because you never know when someone will surgically implant explosives.

Get it?

It is impossible to be safe from terrorism.and people really need to get over the idea that it's possible to be completely safe.

In the meantime, I'm sure you don't hesitate to jump in your car and get on the freeway because that's probably how your going to die and if yo live long enough, it'll be cancer or heart disease.

Seeing the title and that boldfaced sentence, I think you've hit on the answer. Well, I don't think Dell himself is doing the sucking - he hires people for that, but you're right in spirit.