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Comment Re:I'd be satisfied with... (Score 4, Interesting) 105

Sure. As long as the same is done with Windows. We went from XP to 7 and every edition of Office with no training. In those cases, we all taught ourselves and each other informally. I taught myself Ubuntu at home, so it can be done. Let's just compare apples to apples.

Comment Re:Jesus is coming (Score 1) 129

by oodaloop (#47107827) Attached to: The Andromeda Galaxy Just Had a Bright Gamma Ray Event

"The event" means Jesus is on his way.

Ironic then that it's a false alarm.

But even if it did happen, it happened two million years ago, when mankind was little more than short walking chimps. Hard to believe Jesus made an enormous explosion in some other galaxy that would have no effect here 2 million years before being born. Or maybe you're just being funny. Hard to tell sometimes.

Comment Re:A Formula only an Actuary could Love (Score 1) 422

by oodaloop (#47106553) Attached to: Why You Shouldn't Use Spreadsheets For Important Work

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That's the combination to my luggage!

Comment Re:It's not just medical information.... (Score 2) 200

by oodaloop (#47100089) Attached to: Wikipedia Medical Articles Found To Have High Error Rate
I find it strange that people generally exhibit good critical thinking skills when it comes to Wikipedia (fact checking, understanding sources, looking for biases), but gleefully eat up their favorite news channels without a second of thought. No source of information is free of biases or errors, but at least Wikipedia actively works to avoid them.

Comment Re:And Everything Just Get's More Inconvenient (Score 1) 193

by oodaloop (#47056015) Attached to: eBay Compromised

Essentially, it is getting impossible to spend your own money.

First of all, if you're using a credit card, it's not your money. You're borrowing from someone else. Second, WTF? Companies want to get paid, so spending money is only getting easier. NFCs, RFID keypasses, POS readers everywhere, even the vending machines take credit and debit cards now.

Comment Re:Do not want (Score 2) 81

by oodaloop (#47010137) Attached to: Unlock Your Android Phone With Open Source Wearable NFC

Suppose a bunch of thugs (you know who I mean) are in my house, and I need to call the police?

No, I don't. But if you want to call the police, on your and anyone's phone, just dial emergency. That's available on every phone with no login.

If these things are ever sold anywhere, by anyone, it will be the first step in a slippery slope by which the phone grabbers will gut the First Amendment right to call anybody I want, any time.

Whoah, which Constitution are you reading? The one written a hundred+ years before the invention of the phone? You do not have any right to call anyone you want any time you want.

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