You're funny. You really are. Did you mean to be?
EMACS is the whole reason the GPL exists to begin with. Some jackass hijacked it into a commercial project and RMS's contributors were pissed. They went to HIM with the torches and the pitchforks demanding an explanation.
The copyright holder of EMACS will most certaily sue your sorry ass for such a stunt.
As much as some people (even RMS) might want to portrary the GPL as some sort of communist plot, it really isn't. It's just a way to keep contributors happy. It turns out that most people don't want their charity abused by some crass corporation.
It also has the nice side effect that it allows for those same crass corporations to collaborate with some level of trust.