Comment Re:geek or not ~ pfSense (Score 5, Funny) 238
AskSlashdot is a joke. I mean all you get are jokes, or whatever comes up first in a basic Google search.
We are the Google algorithm...
AskSlashdot is a joke. I mean all you get are jokes, or whatever comes up first in a basic Google search.
We are the Google algorithm...
Can we hope it ends this farcical "progress" and return the planet to steam and gaslight?
Frack Off!
or would that be, Frack On?
Well one way or another someone will get Fracked, and there will be gas...
Maybe the lubrication would fail in vacuum?
Well, that would suck...
Feels kind of dank and muggy, with a slight fetid odor. Yep. We're in The Cloud.
Well, that explains the fapping noise that seems to be everywhere...
I think they're going to try really hard to differentiate between the goose and the gander here.
goose = about to be cooked
gander = watching goose process
Aren't we really just sending it home?
Actually we sent it to a farm where it can run free and be happy...
bam!
Emeril Lagasse, don't be tossing your ESSENCE around here...
Seriously don't execute the halt and catch fire instruction.
I think it can be simply counteracted with a quick Ctrl+Alt+ohfuck...
But it does make one long for the days of the three fingered salute.
nope. not evah. no way.
What, your acting like it's dead or something...
Obligatory Monty Python (with cameo by The King):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFXGwHsD_A
...The un-interesting bit is the mumble foo about a computer program. Some think this is adding to the knowledge but the reality is hand drawn maps from 20 years ago tell the same OMG KYAGB story.
Right!
They could have saved a bunch of time and money with:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "You are well and truly fucked!\n";
Evolution is not a theory,it's a scientific FACT,you fool.
All scientific facts are, in fact, theories. Scientific facts have been over turned time and time again, and this will continue to happen because that's how science works...
And in the end we may actually find absolute truth to be a non-binary thing.
Then again that may just be a wild assed theory...
"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch." -- Robert Orben
