tinfoil threads in this fabric? Otherwise radio waves could still leak through. Just asking...

You mean, other than letting a foreign company doing spy work in their country? LOL :)

Ever scanned handwritten documents?

I work for a video game company, D&D definitely made me successful.

Scientists don't know what will happen to a dolphin getting in the way?
Well, either they explode, or just get their brain squashed. It could be they just become permanently deaf or just scared shitless and swim to the shore to die there.
Either case: they die, who cares which way?

There will always be a need for rare elements.
Besides, even mining asteroids for water will be economical once we have more people in space.

We barely avoided this catastrophe!

You can laugh only if you don't have a business in the USA.

The pollen already evolved to support pollination by the bird. So it was not the first.

I'm pretty sure a man named Jesus lived. I'm pretty sure he was a kind of religious leader/teacher of a budding religion. I'm pretty sure he didn't walk on water.

No, either he would be dead on Earth, or escape into space :)

I wonder why they didn't patch their system.
Besides the trivial answer that they are incompetent script kiddies, i came up with these:
1 - the site is abandoned
2 - maybe only those who can exploit heartbleed can gain access to the forum (tests for expertise and maintains anonymity)

You can explode 600 kilotons every year without anyone but satelites noticing.

If it kills the attacker without a word, then it works too.
If it doesn't kill, he'll know too :D

>Who the hell is threatening US with chemicals?
You answered that question. If the US military is practically sitting on a heap of chemical weapons, then they need proper clothing.
Probably also a good choice of gear if they plan vacation on the Syrian beach.