Like the aliens that Armstrong saw?

It might be you. I have an iPhone 5S, never seen anything like that.

What's the user interface like in iOS8 on a Mac Mini?

Who?

Shit hits the fan.

Which is nice, because most of the time you only need Touch ID to 'enter' that 12-16 character passcode.

Just pray you remember it next time you need to reboot/power on your phone.

where you aren't allowed to park it.

I was in LA a month ago, driving around for a week.

I think I saw a grand total of one gas station that had gas for less than $4.

Guess what the price of gas is around LAX?

$5/gallon

Somebody should probably go check out those garbage islands in the pacific and see what survives best.

Free music is the worst thing EVAR!

I'm not sure whether to follow your logic, or the guy who said Tim Cook is a big fat liar.

You might want to go re-read FTS.

Is there a better solution to lots of large backups?

Let me know when the IRS can put you in Gitmo for 13 years without a charge.