Firefox runs faster than Chrome
Firefox also lags when opening a bunch of tabs on sites like Cracked.com on an Atom CPU because it uses only one thread for JS and CSS across all open tabs.
and it uses less processes
Once the single thread problem gets fixed as part of the Electrolysis project, Firefox will probably use just as many processes.
Also, what’s up with caffeine-free diet Mountain Dew?
No sugar, no caffeine, might as well call it Mountain Don't. But seriously, some countries ban caffeinated beverages that are light in color. All Mountain Dew citrus soda sold in Canada, for instance, was caffeine-free until early 2012.
Do you time travel to 1995 to visit your parents?
There's a reason that the trope page for Decade Dissonance has a real life section.
I don't want a cellphone.
Without a mobile phone, how would you go about reaching roadside assistance or emergency services?
Any shitty old mobile with no service plan will work to call 911
Normally I'd recommend a dumb phone, but HalAtWork refuses even this.
As for roadside assistance, just take off your pants and stand in traffic! Someone will stop sooner or later.
Like a police officer ready to stay you for indecent exposure. I would not find permanent sex offender status worth not carrying a phone.
I don't want a cellphone
Without a mobile phone, how would you go about reaching roadside assistance or emergency services? It's hard to find a payphone anymore.
Cloud-based everything makes it even more realistic for most users.
Yeah, if they want to routinely pay data overages.
[Disassembling and documenting a game] would be enormous amount of work.
Fans have shown themselves more than willing to perform such an "enormous amount of work". See SMBDis.
Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.