If you live in California, consider dropping the front lawn completely, and go with xeriscaping.

Backyard you probably need grass for dogs and kids.

You built the world's tallest skyscraper to live in? Impressive!!!

Well done, sir. I award you one Intarwebz. May I also suggest an automatic cane shaker?

Unfortunately, nobody else seemed to have gotten the joke.

Yep. I once heard the line

MIA since 2011, according to his profile page.

That's because they've been listening to Barry-White-ions.

Most scientists don't know about them because you have to search in lower frequency ranges.

Probably upload a patch that purges or swaps the CSV file as it approaches 32MB.

Or else use thefinglonger...

My robot learned to work the saxophone
It played just how I feel
It drinks scotch whiskey all night long
And dies behind the wheel...

There's a reason it's called the CAN-SPAM act.

It's because spammers CAN SPAM you with impunity.

They are all listed as having flown Shenzhou missions

You might want to ask these people if China has a man-rated launcher.

The Groklaw archives have a good discussion of the original case heard by Judge Alsup.

Bzzzt!!! Thank you for playing. Here's your lovely parting gift.

Let's rephrase... as an outside observer sees you go faster you get compressed to THEM.

From your frame of reference, the outside world is going faster and is compressed, so the distance to the star that is 100 ly away gets compressed by the gamma coefficient.

Well... that, and the unlimited geothermal power, and, of course, the availability of lava pools for unnecessarily slow dipping mechanisms!

You could do that on Unix System III with ADM-12 terminals as well.