Are the ponies powered by hot grits?

Only if you happen to be carrying the Loc-Nar with you.

Yeah, Apple *really* led with that. Firefox has had a "block third party cookies" setting since day one.

Brief overview of this: http://www.universitypressclub.com/archive/2013/02/the-a-bomb-kid-and-hows-your-senior-thesis-going/

Years ago, I remember reading about some dude who designed an A-bomb for his senior thesis.

His last stumbling block was the proper explosives for the implosion. So he called up the sales arm of some manufacturer, said he was a building contractor, and that he would need an explosive with $CHARACTERISTICS.... and that he was ready to buy in quantity.

The sales guy fell all over himself providing the exact info the dude needed.

He turned in his thesis, and then when no grade was published, he went to see his professor, who told him that DOE was considering classifying it.

"The money is out there, Scully..."

SSFL (Santa Susanna Field Laboratory) was also the site of the worst nuclear accident in US history.

And now here's something you will REALLY like...

Colonel Panic, on the other hand, just stopped.

I think what he really means is that Luna already has the internet. The tubes are there.

So, like the 10 Plagues. That was unleashing biological weapons to frighten the populace to achieve a political goal.

The magistrate judge was Judge Wells.

I always called it "Insecure Exploder", to go with the email client, "LookOut!"

Bong, to reflect what the marketroids were using?

You're such a boob.....