If you have a specific concern, tell us.

I had to take a bus a few weeks ago because of the weather and there are a whole lot of mutants out there. A couple of them even looked like they could have been Slashdot readers.

RF radiation and high-fructose corn syrup are as good an explanation as any.

Me. I love earbuds. I even love the old fashioned kind that sit outside the ear canal. I've found some that have remarkable sound and they're a little expensive but man are they good.

This has nothing to do with financial resources. Pretty much every single apartment building in Finland has a sauna somewhere for the residents.

You're talking about a country with a very high standard of living and well-distributed wealth. Yes, it has to do with financial resources.

it's quite the contrary, we (finns) throw water to stove, which boils immediately forming steam (löyly) which fills the 'sauna room' (löylyhuoneen).

Considering the drinking habits of the Finns I've known, I'm not sure I want to be copying their health regime.

I've known some big drinkers, but Finns are in a class by themselves.

After a while, the meat is done, but you're not.

I've seen some of the people going into the sauna. I'm pretty sure you'd get done.

Hotter than the boiling point of water? I would think your eyeballs would explode or something.

Germans also do "Aufguss" (not sure what Fins call it or whether they do it) in 90C.

"Aufguss"? Is that like a sex thing? I couldn't find it on Urban Dictionary.

90C? Don't you start to cook at that temperature? What the hell.

Of course. I would bet that you'd get the same results from people who spend an hour doing tai chi or meditating or just relaxing on the back porch with a good book.

But I can't remember, is the sauna the one where naked people whip each other with eucalyptus leaves or is that the steam bath? Or is that something from a nightmare?

So stay away from full-length mirrors.

Big surprise: People that take time out of their day for things they enjoy and self-care live longer. Who knew?

So, someone who has the time and financial resources to spend an hour in a sauna probably has a long list of factors that will contribute to longer life, none of which involve the life-giving effects of sitting in a hot box.

If 6 was 9...

Now you're talking about good music: http://youtu.be/Ui4ckbUNe3k

That's not nearly as true as you'd think. Besides which, there's a difference between Oracle's database (which is widely used), and Oracle's consultancy arm which while used has never put out a decent project in their history.

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You think being responsible for the literal lives of your passengers for 8 hours a day, needing to be alert the entire time is *less* responsibility and stress? You're out of your fucking mind.